"Sandwiches" joke
John was out on a date with a girl he really really liked so he asked her if she wanted to go to his house so they could have sex. So they reached his house and went up to his room. John forgot that he shared a room with his little brother Max. They had bunk beds, and John was on the top bunk. He thought to himself that they wont wake him up. So they got up on the bunk bed and did it anyway. But John told his girl Maria to be quiet, and when she wanted it harder not to moan or anything only to say lettuce, and when she wanted it faster to say tomato. So they were doing it, and Maria was going, "tomato, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce etc" Then all of a sudden, Max wakes up and says, "Will you two please stop making sandwiches up there? Your getting mayonaise on me!"
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