"SEXUAL HARASSMENT" joke
A woman works in an office setting. Every morning a man she works with comes in and sticks his nose in her hair, backs away and exclaims, "Boy, your hair smells GREAT!"
This became a regular occurrence, and began to annoy the woman. Day after day this went on. Finally she decided to report him to the Director of Human resources. She said to him, "I would like to file a sexual harassment charge!"
"What do you base this on?" replied the HR Manager.
"Well, you see, every morning a man I work with comes in and sticks his nose in my hair, backs away and exclaims' Boy, your hair smells GREAT!'"
"I'm afraid that this doesn't sound like much of a case," said the HR.
"Well, would it bolster my case if you knew the guy was a midget?" retorted the woman.
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