"Ryne Sandberg Wants to Manage Cubs" joke

Ryne Sandberg has expressed interest in becoming the Cubs' next manager. Because you have to start somewhere.

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Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!"
Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"

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