"Round Pancake" joke

by grad

Waiter, waiter, will the pancakes be long?
No sir, round.

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson; "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can more...

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"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
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I'm having a more...

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