"Reconnected After Birth (Washington Post Contest)" joke

In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked readers to combine any two celebrities' overlapping names to create a new one. Some of our favorite entries:

Mr. T.S. Eliot: "I pity the fool, wanderin' around half-deserted streets, walkin' on beaches, talkin' about peaches, mournin' his lost manhood. I pity the fool."

Ponce de Leon Spinks: Boxer who searched in vain for the Fountain of Tooth

Fat Albert Einstein: "Hey{+3}."

Marion Barry Bonds: "The pitch set me up!"

Al Frankenstein's Monster: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, gosh darn it, I'm a big fat idiot."

Dean Martin Luther King: "I have a drink!"

Mullah Omartha Stewart: Currently hiding in a tastefully decorated cave.

Auntie Eminem: "Dorothy, git down in the cella/Cuz I ain't no Rockefella/I cain't take no persecutions/From you or them Lilliputians"

Benedict Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I'll be backstabbing"

Babe Ruth Westheimer: A noted expert on getting past third base.

Mr. Bill Clinton: "Oh noooo. It's special prosecutor Sluggo!"

Dirty Harry Potter: "Go ahead, Draco. Make my fortnight."

Oscar the Groucho Marx: Starred in "Rubber Duckie Soup."

Punxsutawney Phil Jackson: Returns every winter, often bringing bad luck to others.

Pollyanna Karen-ina: Cheerfully threw herself under a train.

George W. Somerset Maugham: "Of Human Bombage"