"Procrastination is like masturbation" joke
Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.
Dirty Rubix Riddle
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A Jewish father, Moisha, was beset by his eldest son Yitzak...
"Father, I am going to marry!"
His father begins to dance with joy and sing Hava Nagila... "Tell me, is she a good Jewish girl?" says the father. "What is her more...
q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.
Difference
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?