"Procrastination is like masturbation" joke

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Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.

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Dirty Rubix Riddle

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Jewish weddings gone bad

A Jewish father, Moisha, was beset by his eldest son Yitzak...
"Father, I am going to marry!"
His father begins to dance with joy and sing Hava Nagila... "Tell me, is she a good Jewish girl?" says the father. "What is her more...

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Gallbladder joke

by Funny gal

q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

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Difference

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

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Short skirts have a tendency to

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?

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Funny Joke? 42 vote(s). 86% are positive. 2 comment(s).