"Private Bar" joke
A guy walks in a bar and it turns out it's a private bar. The guy wants to join since it's such a nice bar, so he asks the bartender what he has to do.
The bartender says there are 3 stages. First you must drink 5 shots of tequila. Then you must go pet the alligator in the backroom, then there is a 60 year old woman upstairs who is very horny. You must pleasure her. The man reluctantly agrees.
He downs the tequila and is drunk off his ass. He goes into the backroom and there is a huge commotion and weird screams are heard, he comes out bloody and bruised, he says nothing and heads upstairs. He comes back down in a few seconds. The bartender is confused.
The man goes to the bartender and says, "There, I've just petted the old woman. Am I in?"
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