"Porter Violates Raider Policy" joke
The Oakland Raiders suspended receiver Jerry Porter for conduct detrimental to the team. Allegedly, Porter had started winning.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only more...
My wife makes so much noise when she makes love that even the neighbors have started to complain. So, I don't let her go over there anymore.
The Lord decided it was time to make a companion for Adam.
He summoned St. Peter and told him of His decision.
He told St. Peter that he wanted to make a being who was similar to man, yet was different, and could offer him comfort, companionship and more...
What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and Goodyear tires? Normally, Goodyears don't suffer blow outs only on Sunday afternoons in autumn..