"Politically Correct Terms" joke
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90'sOLD---------------NEWconservative--reactionarythe establishment--white power elitehearing person--temporarily aurally abledsighted person--temporarily visually abledblind--visually challengedmute--vocally challengeddeaf--aurally challengeddead--metabolically differentalive--temporarily metabolically abledugly--aesthetically challengedfat--gravitationally challengedheavy-set--people of massrude--politically correct psychopath--socially misalignedcrooked--ethically challengedklutzy--kinesthetically challengedbald--follicularly challengedshort--differently staturednon-white, non-male oppressed--white melanin impoverished / genetically oppressivewhite male--oppressorblack--african-americanasian--asian-americanafro-american--african-americanminority group--numerically challenged group; under-represented populationblack--person of colorChicano--person of colorweird green freak--person of colorfemale--person of genderdrooling drunk idiot--person on floorgroup of blacks--Under-Represented population of persons of colorGroup of Whites--L. A. P. D. woman--womynwomen--wymingirl--pre-womynman--oppressorboy--oppressor-to-bepregnancy--parasitic oppressionjanitor--sanitation engineerdisabled car-mechanically challenged cardish washer--utensil sanitizerdairy--where cows are rapedranch--where cattle are murderedegg ranch--where hens are rapedbiology department--where animals are tortured and then murdered to fulfill the sadistic fantasies of white male scientist lackeys of theimperialist drug companiesfishing--raping the oceansfarming-- exploiting mother earthnhl hockey--uniformed fascists vying for superioritypaper bag-- processed tree carcassMany of the labels from the 80's are now passe. Here is a partial list of the denotations that are now acceptable (all labels are subject to change without notice). old 80's/90'sdeaf/hearing impaired/aurally challengedblind /sight impaired/visually challengedretarded/mentally handicapped/mentally challengedqueer/gay/homosexual/queer (strange but true)fat/big boned/alternative body image
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