"PC terminology update" joke

AH! Political correctness strikes again. Political correctness is defined
as having the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they
look forward to the trip.

* He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

* He is not quiet; he is a Conversational Minimalist.

* He does not have a fabulous rear end; he has achieved Buttocks Perfection.

* He is not stupid; he suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

* He does not get lost all the time; he discovers Alternative Destinations.

* He is not balding; he is in Follicle Regression.

* You do not buy him a drink; you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation
Exchange.

* He does not fart and belch; he is Gastronomically Expressive.

* His jeans are not too tight; he is Anatomically Undercirculated.

* He is not a redneck; he is a Genetically-Related American.

* You do not kiss him; you become Facially Conjoined.

* He is not a cradle robber; he prefers Generationally Differential
Relationships.

* He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes Accidentally Horizontal.

* He does not act like a total ass; he develops a Case Of Rectal-Cranial
Inversion.

* He is not short - he is Anatomically Compact.

* He does not have a rich daddy; he is a Recipient Of Parental Asset
Infusion.

* He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a Vehicular Addiction.

* He does not have a hot body; he is Physically Combustible.

* He is not unsophisticated; he is Socially Malformed.

* He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from Reverse Bulimia.

* He does not hog the blankets; he is Thermally Unappreciative.

* He is not a sex machine; he is Romantically Automated.

* He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has Swine Empathy.

* You do not undress him with your eyes; you have an Introspective
Pornographic Moment.

* He is not afraid of commitment; he is Monogamously Challenged.

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