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He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not quiet; he is a Conversational Minimalist.
He does not have a fabulous rear end; he has achieved Buttocks Perfection.
He is not stupid; he suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
He does not get lost all the time; he discovers Alternative Destinations.
He is not balding; he is in Follicle Regression.
You do not buy him a drink; you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange.
He does not fart and belch; he is Gastronomically Expressive.
His jeans are not too tight; he is Anatomically Undercirculated.
He is not a redneck; he is a Genetically-Related American.
You do not kiss him; you become Facially Conjoined.
He is not a cradle robber; he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He does not act like a total ass; he develops a Case Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.
He more...

* He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

* He is not quiet; he is a Conversational Minimalist.

* He does not have a fabulous rear end; he has achieved Buttocks Perfection.

* He is not stupid; he suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

* He does not get lost all the time; he discovers Alternative Destinations.

* He is not balding; he is in Follicle Regression.

* You do not buy him a drink; you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange.

* He does not fart and belch; he is Gastronomically Expressive.

* His jeans are not too tight; he is Anatomically Under circulated.

* He is not a redneck; he is a Genetically Related American.

* You do not kiss him; you become Facial Conjoined.

* He is not a cradle robber; he prefers Generational Differential Relationships.

* He does not get falling down drunk; he becomes Accidentally more...

AH! Political correctness strikes again. Political correctness is defined
as having the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they
look forward to the trip.

* He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

* He is not quiet; he is a Conversational Minimalist.

* He does not have a fabulous rear end; he has achieved Buttocks Perfection.

* He is not stupid; he suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

* He does not get lost all the time; he discovers Alternative Destinations.

* He is not balding; he is in Follicle Regression.

* You do not buy him a drink; you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation
Exchange.

* He does not fart and belch; he is Gastronomically Expressive.

* His jeans are not too tight; he is Anatomically Undercirculated.

* He is not a redneck; he is a Genetically-Related American.

* You do not more...