"Numbers of The Beast" joke

OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.
But did you know that:
660 Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 Beast Common Denominator
666 ^ (-1) Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 Binary of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again?
Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 Area code of the Beast
00666 Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
$665.95 Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and
replacement soul
$656.66 Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 Way of the Beast
666 F Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell
National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 CPU of the Beast
666i BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised)
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast
333 The semi-Christ
665.9997856 The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
999 The inverted beast

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