"Not even ESPN watches the WNBA" joke
Believe or not the WNBA is celebrating it's 10 year anniversary this year. In honor of that, ESPN is asking it's readers to help them decide which is the best WNBA team of all because, apparently, they haven't been watching it either.
q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.
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