"North Indian Definition of a Buffalo" joke
A buffalo is grazing near the Ganges river. Suddenly a crying duck swims by.
"Hello duck! Why are you crying ?" asks the curious buffalo.
Sobbing, the bird replies, "I don't know who I am! I don't even know what I am!"
"Well, you're a duck of course!" exclaims the buffalo. "See, it's very simple! Your body is small and slender; your skin is covered in white and yellow feathers; your little beak is orange and pointed; your tiny feet have webbed fingers; and you have a small tail at the back. So you're a duck!"
"Oh, great! I'm a duck!" chirps the bird, who then asks, "But tell me, then what are you?"
"Guess!" responds the buffalo.
"Well," says the duck. "Your ebony body is enormous and very muscular; your dark skin is very thick and hairy; your wide nose is flat and broad; your large mouth has big teeth and fleshy lips; and your huge black penis is more than one foot long ... I know: You must be a Madrasi from South India!"
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