"New Netscape" joke

Customer: “I want to get the new Netscape from you people. ”

Tech Support: “I’ll need to charge your account $30. ”

Customer: “What do you mean? I pay for this service. ”

Tech Support: “We’re providing the registered version of Netscape. Netscape charges us, so we have to charge you. ”

Customer: “Well, my son is a socialist and I spent a year in Spain.

What do you have to say to that? ”

Tech Support: Uh….

Customer: “I thought so. ”