"My Wife Is Pregnant" joke
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart! ”
“Is this her first child? ” the doctor queries.
“No, you idiot! ” the man shouts. “This is her *husband*! ”
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