"Movies simplified" joke

Movies simplified

15.' Pretty Woman' --' I Will Marry a Prostitute to Save Money'

14.' Face/Off' --' Who Is Face Belonging To? I Kill You Again, Harder!'

13.' Leaving Las Vegas' --' I'm Drunk And You're a Prostitute'

12.' Interview With The Vampire' --' So, You Are a Lawyer?'

11.' The Piano' --' Ungrateful Adulteress! I Chop Off Your Finger!'

10.' My Best Friend's Wedding' --' Help! My Pretend Boyfriend Is Gay!'

9.' George of the Jungle' --' Big Dumb Monkey-Man Keeps Whacking Tree With Genitals'

8.' Scent of a Woman' --' Great Buddha! I Can Smell You From Afar! Take a Bath, Will You?!'

7.' Love, Valour, Compassion!' --' I Am That Guy From Seinfeld So It's Acceptable for Straight People to Enjoy This Gay Movie'

6.' Babe' --' The Happy Dumpling-to-be Who Talks And Solves Agricultural Problems'

5.' Twister' --' Run! Ruuunnnn! Cloudzillaaaaa!'

4.' Field of Dreams' --' Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield'

3.' Barb Wire' --' Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You'

2.' Batman & Robin' --' Come to My Cave and Wear This Rubber Codpiece, Cute Boy'

1.' The Crying Game' --' Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a Penis!'