"Minefield" joke

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A Baboom!

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.

Or 'foreplay', as she calls it.

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.

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Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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crazy_driver_78:Kaboon!
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