"Minefield" joke

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A Baboom!

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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This is about a guy who revealed himself as the biggest stupidass on a major international game site. His nickname was PolleZZ. At some point some other players took the nickname Webmaster and sent him a message, saying that there was a system update going on and that in order more...

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A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus are walking down the street and see a twenty dollar bill lying on the sidewalk. Guess who picks it up?
The dumb blonde - The other two don't exist.

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.

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crazy_driver_78:Kaboon!
Funny Joke? 50 vote(s). 42% are positive. 1 comment(s).