"Mean/rude" joke

Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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What's the definition of an overbite?
When you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit!

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Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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A very absent-minded professor entered a crowded bus, with no available seats. Suddenly a little girl raised from her seat and offered it to the professor. He was astonished and said to her:
- You are a very good girl, what's your name?
- My name is Eve, daddy...

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Jack:I think the joke should be worded differently. Something like Q: Do you know why dinosaurs can't wait to stand up? A: Because they're tired of sitting around on their DINO-SORE-ASSES!
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Anonym:LOVING THE BLACK JOKES, BURNT BAH
Funny Joke? 10 vote(s). 70% are positive. 3 comment(s).