"Mean/rude" joke

Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

A Khalistan Roadways bus plying between the state's major towns had a Nihang conductor.' Where to?' he asked a young Sikh passenger before issuing him a ticket.
'Amritsar,' replied the youngster.
The Nihang conductor gave him a clout on the head and said,' It is Sri more...

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One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. "God," he said, "What is heaven like?" God replied, "Well, normally I don't tell people this, more...

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A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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The teacher turns to the class and says, "Today, we will use these three words in a sentence. Defense, detail, and defeat. Tom, why don't you go first?" Tom, a white kid, goes first. Tom says, "Ahh, the football team's defense was detailed in the paper which more...

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Q: why did the Maori cross the road on a motorbike?
A: to get to the other side.
Q: why did the pakeha cross the road?
A: to get his motorbike back!

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Jack:I think the joke should be worded differently. Something like Q: Do you know why dinosaurs can't wait to stand up? A: Because they're tired of sitting around on their DINO-SORE-ASSES!
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Anonym:LOVING THE BLACK JOKES, BURNT BAH
Funny Joke? 10 vote(s). 70% are positive. 3 comment(s).