"Mean/rude" joke

Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

An eager, but less than bright, young entrepreneur decides to
go into the painting business. So he wanders into the rich part
of town, paint brush in hand, and knocks at the door of a
large house.
"Good day, sir. I was wondering if you had any painting more...

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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Question: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Twelve. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

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June 1st, was just a few short days away. It is a special day since it is the birthday of Rodney's wife, Cathy. Rodney asked his wife, what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," Cathy replied.

Rodney pondered this for awhile. On more...

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Jack:I think the joke should be worded differently. Something like Q: Do you know why dinosaurs can't wait to stand up? A: Because they're tired of sitting around on their DINO-SORE-ASSES!
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Anonym:LOVING THE BLACK JOKES, BURNT BAH
Funny Joke? 10 vote(s). 70% are positive. 3 comment(s).