"Mean/rude" joke

Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...

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An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...

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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher a long walk off a short pier! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher your gun, Sheriff! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!

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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.'
The other says 'Are you sure?'
The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

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Jack:I think the joke should be worded differently. Something like Q: Do you know why dinosaurs can't wait to stand up? A: Because they're tired of sitting around on their DINO-SORE-ASSES!
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Anonym:LOVING THE BLACK JOKES, BURNT BAH
Funny Joke? 10 vote(s). 70% are positive. 3 comment(s).