"Loves fishing" joke

This newlywed couple decides to go to a lake resort for their honeymoon. During check in, they explain to the desk clerk that they are on their honeymoon and would like a suite. After paying the couple heads up to their room. Only 10 minutes go by and the husband is down at the desk asking to rent a fishing pole. The clerk was shocked to see the man wanting to go fishing on his honeymoon. The clerk told the man: "I would be up there with your wife, it's your honeymoon." The man replied: "My wife has herpes, besides I really love to fish." The clerk tells the man: "There's other thing you can do on your honeymmon you know" The man replied: "I know, but she also has hemmoroids and gum disease, besides I really love to fish. The clerk then asks: "If your wife has so many things wrong with her why did you marry her?" The man replied: "She also has worms, and like I said "I really love to fish."

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