"Long Distance" joke

A nurse who works here in America, New York to be exact, wanted to make an overseas phone call, so she dialed the operator... Nurse: "Operator I would like to place an overseas call to the Philippines". Operator: "OK, miss, what is your name?" Nurse: "Maria Quintero" Operator: "Could you please spell your last name Maria?" Nurse: "Ok, Quintero... Q as in Cuba... U as in Europe... I as in eyebrow... N as in pneumonia... T as in ptyalin... E as in India... R as in Argentina... O as in Australia.

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Anonym:What the hell is the point of the joke? I wanted an insult for Maria, not for Quintero.
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