"Letter to Dear Abby" joke
Dear Abby:
I have been engaged to a really great girl for almost a year and will be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive, but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire weddding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it has grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred... then she floored me.
She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then, she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I looked at my future mother-in-law and couldn't help but notice that not only is she "knock-dead" beautiful, but she also has the body of a Playboy centerfold. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with the situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Abby, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?
Or should I keep the whole thing to myself, including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
Not enough votes...