"Let 'er rip!" joke
Suzie had a crush on Mikey since she was 15-years-old. Mikey never paid Suzie any attention. Every year, Suzie would try to get Mikey to notice her, but he just wasn't interested. Finally, when Suzie turned 18, she began to come of age, and sure enough, Mikey noticed. Suzie looked so pretty and grown-up, that Mikey asked her for a date for a Friday night.
She was so excited all that week and she could hardly wait for Friday. As soon as she got home from school on Friday, Suzie began getting ready for her date at 7. She spent four hours on her clothes, hair and make-up, wanting everything to be perfect for the night she had waited years for.
Finally, 7 pm came around. Looking out the window, she saw Mikey pull up in his shiny black car. She became so nervous and excited, that she opened the door before he even got to it. "Hi Mikey!" she said, nervous as a cat. Mikey replied, "Suzie you look beautiful!" Suzie was so pleased when she walked out the door, until it hit her. Suzie realized in horror that she had to break wind! "Oh my God," she thought, walking along, "what am I going to do?"
Being a quick thinker, Suzie got an idea: She would let him open her door for her, hurry in, break wind, roll down the window real quick, and by the time he came around and got in, all would be okay. So, they got to the car, Mikey opened the door, and Suzie got in. He closed the door, then she really ripped one! She rolled down the window, just as he got to his door. Relaxing a little now, Suzie smiled at Mikey as he got in the car.
Then Mikey turned to her, pointed to the back seat, and said, "Suzie, I'd like for you to meet my brother, Carl, and his date."
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