"Knock Knock" joke

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher a long walk off a short pier! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher your gun, Sheriff! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't
say a word...
he more...

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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