"Knock Knock - Venice" joke

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went.“Excuse me,” she said to the sales lady behind the counter, “Will a small deposit
hold that bracelet until my husband does more...