"Knock Knock - Dennis" joke

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dennis!
Dennis who?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out!

(To be left on an answering machine, or as a general prank call)
"You know, the strangest thing happened to me today... I asked the devil for a condom, and he gave me three. I asked the devil for a dollar, and he gave me ten. Then I asked the devil for a ho and he gave more...

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