"Kind-Of-Lawyer Joke" joke
The following is only a kind-of-lawyer joke, but I thought it should be included anyway. It is provided courtesy of Jim McNulty, a constable with the Strathclyde Police Force in Scotland:
I was recently at a CID Special services annual smoker where one of the speakers was a well known Indian lawyer. One of my colleagues told a great story in response to some of the lawyers speech: The lawyer is apparently a great fan of very hot curries, so after a trying day in court he heads home via the local takeaway where he orders his usual extra hot vindaloo. He gets it home and pours it onto a metal plate, being careful not to spill it on the table in case it burns a hole through it. He goes to the fridge for some beer and returns to find that his cat has eaten the entire curry meal.
Normally a peaceable person, he is incensed by this, and he grabs the unfortunate animal, which he throws into a sack, weighed down by various law books which he has never read anyway. He puts the sack into his new Mercedes 500SLC (recent robbery acquittal) and drives it out to Loch Ness, where he throws the sack into the middle of the loch. He drives home via the takeaway only to find that it is closed for the night. He returns home in a foul temper and finds that he has no food in the kitchen, only beer and very expensive whisky (recent murder acquittal) and is having a beer by the fireside when he hears the doorbell ringing. He opens the door and sees the cat standing on the doorstep, soaking wet. It says,..... "Is there any more water?"
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