"Kilt Question" joke

One night a woman goes up to a Scottish man wearing a kilt in the bar. She asks him the age old question, "So, what do you wear under your kilt?"
In response he says, "On a good night, lipstick."

A Brigadier General was inspecting a Scots Highland in full parade dress. There were rows and rows of kilted brawny fine Scotsmen. As the Brigadier General started down the 3rd row he noticed a strapping lad at the end had a problem with something hanging below the hem of his more...

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