"Induction Into Manhood" joke
A man, forced to live in an Eskimo village, is having a great deal of trouble interacting with the villagers. Finally, he corners one of them and asks why they are ignoring him.
The villager says that he has not been initiated as a man, so he asks what it is he must do in order to be initiated.
"First, you must drink two bottles of Russian Vodka," explains the villager. "You must then enter a cave and kill a polar bear with your bare hands. Finally, to seal your induction into manhood, you must make love with one of our women for eight hours straight."
The man agrees to carry out the requirements.
That night the villagers hold a big party to initiate him. Everyone sits around the fire and they pass him the first bottle of vodka. He drinks the first half of the bottle without too much trouble, but finds the second half a little more difficult. Finally, he finishes it and they hand him the second bottle. Somehow he manages to finish the second bottle and the villagers begin to clap and sing.
Ready to move on to the second requirement, the man attempts to stand up but falls over drunk. The Chief picks him up and points him in the direction of the polar bear cave. He staggers over to the cave and enters it.
Suddenly, the villagers hear a huge commotion coming from within the cave. Bears are growling and the man is howling and screaming in pain. Half an hour later he comes stumbling out of the cave, torn to shreds, bloodied and half dead.
Looking at the crowd, he asks in a drunken stupor, "Okeeee, now where's this woman I have to kill?"
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