"I'm like a doctor!" joke

New reports show that pharmaceutical companies are paying twice as much to persuade doctors to subscribe their drugs than they are paying to actually develop the drugs.
Though that's nothing compared with the hours and hours I'll put into trying to get a girl into bed, compared with the actual time spent in bed.

(PS just a joke, ladies, i'm amazing in bed)
(PPS just kidding... i'm gay, and also not really good in bed)
(PPPS double joke! i'm straight-ish, but who cares)
(PPPPS i actually put in double the time making jokes ABOUT this joke than i did writing the actual joke... boom)

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