"If you give dog a bad name" joke
It is about problems that can arise if you give dog a bad name. This is how it goes:
"Everybody who has a dog calls him' Rover' or' Boy'. I call mine' Sex'. He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
"When I went to city hall to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk I would like a licence for Sex. He said' I'd like one, too!' Then I said:' But this is a dog.' He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said,' You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old.' He winked and said,' You must have been quite a kid.'
"When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.
"He said:' You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill we don't care what you do.' I said:' Look, you don't seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night.' The clerk said:' Funny, I have the same problem.'
"One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets.' But you don't understand,' I said,' I had hoped to have Sex on TV.' He said:' Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore.'
"When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said:' Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married.' The Judge said:' The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please.'
"Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me." He said:' Me, too.'
"Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked: ' What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?' I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday."
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