"How Did Your Confession Go?" joke
Forgive me, Father," the embarrassed bachelor told his confessor. "I made love to a beautiful virgin last night."
"That's terrible," the cleric groaned. "Was it Cynthia Goodrich?"
"Please don't ask me that," the fellow pleaded.
"Was it the Carruthers girl?" the man of the cloth prodded him.
"I don't want to answer," he insisted.
"Well, was it Susan Fullerton?" the priest demanded.
"I simply refuse to tell you," the young chap declared firmly.
"All right, my son," the cleric sighed. "For admitting your guilt, you are forgiven, but you'd better see me again next week."
Leaving the church, the fellow met his best friend, who had waited for him outside. "How did your confession go?" the friend inquired.
"Not bad," the bachelor replied. "I got a week off and three new leads."
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