"Hotel Advertiser" joke
A man was hired to drum up business for Aston Hotel. He was a phenomenal success in filling his bus time after time to go to the hotel from downtown streets. But his employer refused to keep paying him his required pay, assuming that just anyone could do the job.
But the next man could hardly get anyone at all to take the bus. The employer slipped around and watched to see how he was going about getting people to ride the bus. He saw the man wandering lazily around in the street saying, "Does anyone want to ride my bus to Aston Hotel? The bus is free. Does anyone want...?" So he fired the man and re-hired the first man.
He eavesdropped on him, too, and heard this high-energy sales pitch:
"Free bus to Aston Hotel!
Free ass at Buston Hotel!
Bust your ass to Freeton Hotel!"
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