"Heat causes things to expand. Thus," joke

aria: this s such a good joke i am going to use this in my podcast please make more.... 

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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun” Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.