"Hearing Confessions" joke
Being a little nervous about hearing confessions, the new priest asked an older priest to sit in on his sessions. After hearing a few confessions, the older priest asked him to step out of the confessional so he could give him a few suggestions.
"Cross your arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand," the older priest suggested.
The new priest did as suggested. Again the older priest took him aside.
The older priest said, "Try saying things like, I understand, yes, I see, continue, how do you feel about that?"
The new priest again did as suggested.
After the new priest's sessions were completed, the older priest said to him, "There now, don't you think that was a little better than chuckling, slapping your knee and saying, 'No shit, what happened next?'"
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