"Headstone ….." joke

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever’. ” “Yeah” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last. ’”

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