"Having Twins" joke

A couple had been trying for quite some time to have a child. One day, while the husband was in the driveway washing his car, his blonde wife came rushing up to him, jumping for joy. Not knowing what had her so excited, he asked her what was going on.
"Honey, I have some great news. I'm pregnant," the wife explained, jumping up and down with excitement.
The husband was so ecstatic, he grabbed her and began kissing her when she stopped him and said, "Wait, there's more!"
Confused, he asked, "What do you mean, there's more?"
"We're not just having one baby, we're having twins!" she excitedly replied.
Not understanding how she could know so soon into the pregnancy that she was carrying twins, he asked her how she knew this.
"That was the easy part," she said. "I went to Wal-Mart and bought the 2-pack home pregnancy kit. Both tests came out positive!"

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