"George at the Doctor" joke

George awoke and shuffled into the kitchen. George's wife, Kim, was already up and greeted him with a kiss and a pleasant "good morning".
Kim took a good look at George and said" You know George, you look awful, really awful-
you alright?"
George replied "I feel fine dear."
Off to work George went. Throughout the day George continued to receive the same comments and concern from his fellow co-workers. "You look awful
George- you alright?".
George replied that he felt fine. George's boss took
him aside mid-day and told George to go to the Doctor to get checked out.
So, off the doctor George went.
"So George, what seems to be the problem" the doctor inquired. "Well doc, it's like this. All day people have told me I look awful and need to get checked out. The odd thing is Doc, I feel fine. What do you think?"
The Doctor pulled out a huge book from his bookshelf, placed it on the table and opened it up. The doctor poured through the pages until he came to one section. "Ah, here it is George. Hmmm, looks awful, feels fine. feels fine,
looks awful. George, you're a cunt!".

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