"Genuine Polar Bear" joke
One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son polar bear are sitting in the snow.
The son polar bear turns to his father and asks, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear replies, "Of course, son, you're 100% polar bear."
A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns to his father again and says, "Dad, please tell me the truth. I can take it. Am I really 100% polar bear. No grizzly bear, or brown bear or panda bear?"
The father polar bear replies, "Son, I'm 100% polar bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, so you are definitely 100% genuine polar bear."
A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear again turns to his father and says, "Dad, don't think you're sparing my feelings if it isn't true. I really have to know... am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear is distressed by this continued questioning and asks his son, "Why do you keep asking if you're 100% polar bear?"
"Because, I'm freezing!" moans the son polar bear.
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