"Genuine Alligator Shoes" joke
A blonde, vacationing in the depths of Louisiana, desperately wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes but refused to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
Becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one shopkeeper, the blonde screamed, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
"By all means, be my guest," the shopkeeper replied. "Maybe you'll even luck out and catch yourself a really big one!"
Now, more determined than ever, the blonde headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
As the shopkeeper is driving home, later in the day, he spots the young woman waist deep in the water, shotgun in her hand. Just then, he sees a huge alligator swimming quickly towards her. She takes aim, kills the creature and, with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the swamp bank. Nearby, there were several more of the dead creatures.
As the shopkeeper watched in amazement, the blonde flipped the alligator onto its back and screamed, "Dammit, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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