"Gardening" joke

When a man is described as having a green thumb, it doesn't necessarily mean he's a great gardener. It could also mean he's a rotten painter!
If you cross a rambling rose with a pansy, you get a rose that still rambles, but it also skips!
He must be a good gardener. He and his plants are both potted!
There was a man who flunked tree-doctor school. He fainted at the sight of sap!

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