"GAP AND HAIRLINE" joke

by JJ

Akirah has this huge gap
and also she need to shave her back
everyday she sings waka flocka
but everyone calls her chewbacca
she may have braces
but her gap still aint closed
so i still somke weed until i dozzzze

2 Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift.
He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20, more...

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A scouser was sitting in his local bar having a beer in the afternoon. A little gay guy walked in to the bar, after plucking up some courage he went over to the Scouser and said " What are the chances of a blow job " The scouser punched him on the nose dragged him more...

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The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why.

"I'll tell you why," scolded Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the more...

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Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I more...

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If you were born between 1940 and 1950, this is for you!. ... If not, pass it on to someone who was.: )) We were born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, xerox, contact lenses, frisbees and the PILL. We were born before radar, credit cards, split atoms, more...

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dont worry bout it:yo hairline so far back it makes it look like lebron james actually has a hairline
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Johnathan:BOI YO HAIRLINE DID 15 BACKFLIPS BOI YO HAIRLINE SO FAR BACK THAT I HAVE TO USE BINOCULARS TO SEE THAT STUUFF BOI YO HAIRLINE PLAYED THE GAME SORRY AND PULLED A CARD THAT SAID MOVE BACK 5 SPACES BOY YO HAIRLINE GOT HOME 15 MINUTES BEFORE YOU DID
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Trevon jenkins:your hairline look like the bikini bottom
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Devonte jenkons:Your hairline is so deep Dora the explorer can't even explorer it
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Trevon jenkins:Boy your hairline is so bad Barack obama lost his hope
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u suck:I got a rap you smell like fart ure not even smart you buy ure shoes from walmat
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cody:this was the worst thing i have ever read in my life
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this one is not worthy show
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stealth ninja:I got better jokes you your hairline is bottoms up
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wontontaco:Ohmggggg! this is so funny! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahLOLOLOLOLs. Nice poem btw. Love, Hairline
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