"GAP AND HAIRLINE" joke

by JJ

Akirah has this huge gap
and also she need to shave her back
everyday she sings waka flocka
but everyone calls her chewbacca
she may have braces
but her gap still aint closed
so i still somke weed until i dozzzze

BROWN: Hey kids! Is half of your head shaved? Do you have a nose ring? Are you terribly progressive and do you have a lot of empathy? Are you sick and tired of silly things like grades and majors? COME TO BROWN!
COLUMBIA: Hey kids! Do you like Harlem? Do you like commuters? more...

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Never squat with yer spurs on. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works. Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' more...

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Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong? What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for you. It's disfigured.""Well, how bad is it? Can I see?""Follow me, sir."They more...

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Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner or the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes.

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Snow in Goa

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Udayan

A Punjabi Bibi (wife) goes on Vacation to Goa. There she meets a Big Black Dravidian Man from Malabar. Overawed by his musculature, she invites him to her bed that night. By the next morning the Aryan Bibi has had the best sex of her entire life. Impressed, she asks him his more...

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dont worry bout it:yo hairline so far back it makes it look like lebron james actually has a hairline
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Johnathan:BOI YO HAIRLINE DID 15 BACKFLIPS BOI YO HAIRLINE SO FAR BACK THAT I HAVE TO USE BINOCULARS TO SEE THAT STUUFF BOI YO HAIRLINE PLAYED THE GAME SORRY AND PULLED A CARD THAT SAID MOVE BACK 5 SPACES BOY YO HAIRLINE GOT HOME 15 MINUTES BEFORE YOU DID
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Trevon jenkins:your hairline look like the bikini bottom
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Devonte jenkons:Your hairline is so deep Dora the explorer can't even explorer it
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Trevon jenkins:Boy your hairline is so bad Barack obama lost his hope
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u suck:I got a rap you smell like fart ure not even smart you buy ure shoes from walmat
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cody:this was the worst thing i have ever read in my life
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this one is not worthy show
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stealth ninja:I got better jokes you your hairline is bottoms up
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wontontaco:Ohmggggg! this is so funny! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahLOLOLOLOLs. Nice poem btw. Love, Hairline
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