"GAP AND HAIRLINE" joke

by JJ

Akirah has this huge gap
and also she need to shave her back
everyday she sings waka flocka
but everyone calls her chewbacca
she may have braces
but her gap still aint closed
so i still somke weed until i dozzzze

You go to a party and you see a SEXY girl across the room. You go up to her and say "Hi, I'm great in bed, what about it?".
That's direct marketing.
You go to a party and you see a SEXY girl across the room. You give your friend a tenner. She goes up and says more...

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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to more...

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Mrs. Cohen, the buxom, sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make more...

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A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud' hiss-pop' noise.' The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,' explains the guide.' more...

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A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!"
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dont worry bout it:yo hairline so far back it makes it look like lebron james actually has a hairline
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Johnathan:BOI YO HAIRLINE DID 15 BACKFLIPS BOI YO HAIRLINE SO FAR BACK THAT I HAVE TO USE BINOCULARS TO SEE THAT STUUFF BOI YO HAIRLINE PLAYED THE GAME SORRY AND PULLED A CARD THAT SAID MOVE BACK 5 SPACES BOY YO HAIRLINE GOT HOME 15 MINUTES BEFORE YOU DID
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Trevon jenkins:your hairline look like the bikini bottom
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Devonte jenkons:Your hairline is so deep Dora the explorer can't even explorer it
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Trevon jenkins:Boy your hairline is so bad Barack obama lost his hope
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u suck:I got a rap you smell like fart ure not even smart you buy ure shoes from walmat
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cody:this was the worst thing i have ever read in my life
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this one is not worthy show
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stealth ninja:I got better jokes you your hairline is bottoms up
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wontontaco:Ohmggggg! this is so funny! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahLOLOLOLOLs. Nice poem btw. Love, Hairline
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