"Funny Riddle" joke
Two Polish guys are sitting on a park bench, and a bum comes up to them.
"Hey!!" he bellows, in his hoarse voice. "I got a riddle for you two. What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SHIT??"
The Polish guys look at each other, and one of them shrugs, "I give up, what has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SHIT??"
"You and your friend!!" the bum staggers away chuckling.
The Polish guys look at each other and start laughing. "That was a funny riddle that bum told us", they say, "let's go do it on someone."
Laughing almost hysterically, they see two American guys. They come up to them and smile.
"Hey guys!" they laugh. "We got a riddle for you! What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SHIT?"
The American guys shrug, waiting for the answer.
The Polish guys chuckle again, and one of them says as he smirks, "Me and my friend!!!"
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