"Fujitsu and Sony Will Fight to the Death" joke

After recalling 338,000 Sony made battery packs used in its laptop computers, Fujitsu has challenged Sony to a Dragon Circle Death Match, an ancient Japanese battle to the death.

Sony is heavily favored, having trained with the dragon masters for centuries, but Fujitsu has been training in the Dandenong mountains with a mysterious teacher, and may be a formidable foe. The fight will take place at midnight on the first quarter moon in the Year of the Bitch.

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