"For me, penises are a hobby..." joke
For me, penises are a hobby... kinda like fishing... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount."
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"