"Feel the Burn" joke

According to his lawyer, Saddam Hussein said he had doubled the workout on his treadmill to be in good shape before he was hanged.
A spokesman for Bally's Total Fitness in downtown Baghdad said the company would not refund the balance of Hussein's membership since it had a signed contract.







Separately, the FDA is investigating exaggerated weight-loss claims that the Bush Administration may have used in promoting their WMD Diet Plan.









"I Lost 215 Pounds in One Day!"*

-G.W. Bush, Washington, D.C.






* Results not typical. Individual results may vary. As always, you should consult a doctor before picking a fight with one of the world's superpowers.

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