"Farmers daughter" joke
Three men where traveling backcountry roads when their car broke down. They walked to a farmhouse and asked the old man for help. He told them they could stay the night and he would drive them to the town the next day. He warned them that his daughter meant the world to him, and he would kill them if he found out they screwed around with her. So all three mean agreed that they would not mess with his daughter. Later on that night one of the three friends was wondering around the house and he came upon the room of the farmers daughter. She was the most beautiful girl that he had ever seen! She looked at him with an innocent smile and motioned him in. He thought to himself that old man will never know, and he went into the room. The second of the three friends was wondering around the house and he came upon the room of farmers daughter. She smiled at him with that innocent grin and motioned him in. He thought to himself that old man will never know, and he went into the room. The third man was wondering around the house and he came upon the same room. The farmers daughter smiled at him with that same innocent grin, and motioned him in. He though to himself that old man will never know, and he went into the room. The next morning the old man grabbed his shotgun and went into the room where the three guys were staying. He loaded his shotgun and asked,"
which one of u bastards fooled around with my daughter!"
None of the three men responded. "
Well we will solve this because last night I slipped razor blades into my daughters pussy! So drop your drawers now,"
the old man shouted! The first man dropped his pants and his dick was all shredded up so the old man shot him. The second man dropped his pants and his dick too was all shredded. So the old man shot him also. The third man dropped his pants and his dick was fine. The old man turned to him and thanked him for not fooling around with his daughter. The man replied,"
Nnn oo ss pp rr oo bb ll ee mm ss."
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