"Face In The Window" joke

A few guys were having a beer party in the woods. Suddenly, there was a downpour of rain and thunder. Two of the young men ran for at least ten minutes in the pouring rain, and finally reached their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking beer after beer.
All of a sudden, an old man's face appeared outside the passenger window and he tapped lightly on it! The fellow on the passenger side screamed, "Aaaaah! Look at my window! There's an old guy's face there!!"
The old man kept tapping on the window, so the driver said, "Open the window a crack and ask him what he wants!" The passenger rolled his window down slightly and nervously said, "What do you want?"
"Do you have any cigarettes?" the old man softly asked.
Terrified, the passenger looked at the driver and told him the old man wanted a cigarette.
"Well, give the guy a cigarette and HURRY!" the driver exclaimed.
The passenger fumbled around with his pack of cigarettes, gave one to the old man and yelled to the driver, "Step on it!!!" as he rolled up his window.
Now going about 90 MPH, they finally calmed down and started laughing again. "What do you think of that?" the passenger asked his friend.
"I don't know. How was that possible? I'm going pretty fast," the driver replied.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the window and there was the old man again.
"Aaaaaaaaah, there he is again!" the passenger screamed.
"Well, see what he wants now!" the driver screamed back.
The passenger rolled his window down a little and shakily said, "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man asked.
The passenger quickly threw his lighter out to the old man, rolled up his window and yelled, "QUICK, STEP ON IT!"
Going even fast and still drinking, they suddenly heard more knocking.
"OH MY GOD! HE'S BACK!" the passenger shrieked.
Once more, the passenger rolled down his window and screamed, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Would you like some help getting out of the mud?" the old man softly asked.

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