"FORTUNE COOKIE" joke

Not really a joke but I just got a fortune cookie

"You will win the respect of your pears".

Can you believe there are people who entrust their fate to a fortune cookie? Me, I take charge of my fate - I open cookie after cookie till I find a fortune I like.

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