"Ear to the ground" joke

A busload of American tourists was heading towards Punjab on G. T. Road when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes.
Lying on the road in front was a sardarji with his ear to the ground. The passengers trooped out of the bus and crowded around the man.' Hey, what are you doing down there pal?', asked one of the tourists.
The man slowly raised his head and replied:' Green Matador 25 km away travelling at 80 km.'
'Wow!', exclaimed the tourist.' You can tell us that by listening to the road?'
'No,' croaked the sardarji,' I fell off the damned thing.'

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